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Last Updated: 16.06.2025 04:56
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Next, they tried...
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Freaks and Cheeks
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Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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So they tried
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
How do I deal with autistic burnout/meltdown/shutdown when cooking?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...